Monday, June 11, 2007

Invasion!

I cannot believe the AUDACITY of that stupid little tabby next door!
I was sitting in the sun, minding my own business at Ginga's feet when she came up the stairs and started poking around as though the house belonged to her!

It was bad enough that she tried to tell me when I moved in that the lawn and the trees were her pad, it was bad enough that she made vague remarks about eating my food and stealing my family. She tried to tell me she'd had pats from the humans who lived here but I knew better. Ginga and Stace didn't even like cats until they met me. Okay, so that might be an exaggeration, but by crikey this place is mine now!

So I did the only thing any other self-respecting King would do.
I told Mum to get rid of her for me.

3 comments:

Raelha said...

And what did mum do?

Maybe you could deign to let her have a little nibble of you food - just to show how magnanimous you are, of course.

Plumpy said...

Bah!
I have been forced onto a diet, Raelha, with no more than 3/4 of a cup for an entire 24 hour period - and you suggest I should share that miserable portion with a jumped up little hussey from across the way?

Please!

Mum chased her away of course!

Ju's little sister said...

To Plumpy's credit, he did follow behind me to make sure I'd done a proper job of scaring her away. And it is true, I have stolen a quick pet with her - but only because Plumpy wasn't there for me.

Unfortunately Plumps can get quite stressed when other cats come into his house. I therefore discourage other cats from eating his food - otherwise they will come more often and stress him even more.